{"product_id":"cheeky-santa-funny-toothpaste-topper-dispenser","title":"🎅 Cheeky Santa Toothpaste Topper - Funny Christmas Gag Gift 🎄","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.crossbody,\n.crossbody *{box-sizing:border-box}\n\n.crossbody{\n  \/* 圣诞经典红与松针绿调色盘 (Christmas Merry Red \u0026 Pine Green Theme) *\/\n  --ink:#191919;\n  --text:#555555;\n  --muted:#777777;\n\n  --accent:#d71920;\n  --accent-dark:#9d0b12;\n  --green:#174f36;\n  --gold:#f3c85c;\n\n  --soft:#fffaf4;\n  --bg:#fbf6f0;\n  --paper:#ffffff;\n  --line:#f3e4e2;\n\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:760px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:8px;\n  background:var(--bg);\n  color:var(--text);\n  font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  font-size:17px;\n  line-height:1.65;\n  -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\n}\n\n.crossbody h1,\n.crossbody h2,\n.crossbody h3,\n.crossbody p{margin-top:0}\n\n\/* 普通静态产品图响应式 *\/\n.crossbody img{\n  display:block;\n  width:100%;\n  height:auto;\n  border-radius:16px!important;\n}\n\n\/* ⚠️ 专针对 GIF \/ WebP 动图防拉伸处理 *\/\n.crossbody img[src$=\".gif\"],\n.crossbody img[src*=\".gif?\"],\n.crossbody img[src$=\".webp\"],\n.crossbody img[src*=\".webp?\"]{\n  width:auto!important;\n  max-width:100%!important;\n  height:auto!important;\n  margin:0 auto!important;\n}\n\n\/* =========================\n   卡片基础 \u0026 顶部线条\n========================= *\/\n.cb-card{\n  margin-bottom:16px;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  background:var(--paper);\n  border:1px solid var(--line);\n  border-radius:22px;\n  box-shadow:0 4px 18px rgba(215,25,32,.06);\n}\n\n.cb-accent-red{ border-top:5px solid var(--accent); }\n.cb-accent-green{ border-top:5px solid var(--green); }\n\n.cb-copy{\n  padding:24px 20px 18px;\n  text-align:left;\n}\n\n.cb-image-wrap{\n  padding:0 14px 14px;\n  clear:both;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n\/* Kicker 标签 *\/\n.cb-kicker,\n.cb-section-kicker{\n  display:inline-block;\n  margin-bottom:10px;\n  padding:6px 12px;\n  background:rgba(215,25,32,.09);\n  border-radius:999px;\n  color:var(--accent-dark);\n  font-size:12px;\n  line-height:1.2;\n  font-weight:900;\n  letter-spacing:.5px;\n  text-transform:uppercase;\n  font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n}\n\n.cb-title{\n  margin:0 0 10px;\n  color:var(--ink);\n  font-family:Georgia, serif;\n  font-size:26px;\n  line-height:1.2;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n.cb-title span{color:var(--accent)}\n\n.cb-text{\n  margin:0;\n  color:var(--text);\n  font-size:16px;\n  line-height:1.65;\n  font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n}\n\n\/* 1. 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gap:8px;}\n  .cb-steps-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr;}\n  .cb-uses-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr;}\n  .cb-moments-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr;}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"crossbody\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO SECTION (第 1 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE HOLIDAY BATHROOM SURPRISE\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"cb-hero-title\"\u003eMake Brushing a Little \u003cspan\u003eMore Merry\u003c\/span\u003e 🎅🎄\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-hero-text\"\u003eTurn an ordinary toothpaste tube into a hilarious Christmas bathroom surprise with this cheeky Santa dispenser attachment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 微型卖点横条 (4 盒结构) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-hero-features-strip\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Stocking Stuffer\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHilarious holiday gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🪥\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy Attachment\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFits standard tubes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Laughs\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHilarious butt squeeze\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🔄\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReusable Design\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eDurable plastic build\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/1_746f2ae9-7fe5-42c9-9574-dc404e8ecef4.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Cheeky Santa Toothpaste Topper Hero View\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 1: 恶搞圣诞老人造型与高能趣味 (第 2 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-red\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eSIMPLE HOLIDAY FUN\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eA Tiny Bathroom Upgrade With Big Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eDesigned to fit onto standard toothpaste tubes, this playful Santa attachment adds a hilarious festive twist to your morning and bedtime routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"cb-check-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Santa Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Festive from the front and hilariously unexpected from the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday Brushing Fun:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brings a playful dispensing experience to an ordinary daily routine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady for Gifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e The ultimate funny choice for stockings, Secret Santa, and White Elephant exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/2_101bd954-88f0-4cea-9ae2-fee42fd78067.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Cheeky Santa toothpaste dispenser in action\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 2: 3步简单实用与恶搞享受 (第 3 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-soft-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eEASY TO USE\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eConnect. Squeeze. Laugh.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eNo complicated setup. Simply attach it to a compatible toothpaste tube and turn brushing into part of the Christmas fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-steps-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-box\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e1\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eConnect Tube\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eTwist Santa onto compatible toothpaste tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-box\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e2\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSqueeze Gently\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eApply light pressure to move toothpaste through.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-box\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e3\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the Joke\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eDispense onto brush and enjoy instant laughs!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\" style=\"margin-top: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/3_1f1cca28-e70a-4ba4-a47f-8ea5e576708e.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Holiday gift idea presentation with Cheeky Santa\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 3: 令人意想不到的袜子礼物 (第 4 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-green\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eHOLIDAY GIFT IDEA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eThe Stocking Stuffer Nobody Expects\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eSmall enough to slip into a Christmas stocking, silly enough to become the conversation starter everyone talks about all morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-uses-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎄\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Morning\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGag Gift Party\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\" style=\"margin-top: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/4_e5aee25e-b3ce-4afe-8e99-b74e8dfe3750.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Cheeky Claus holiday bathroom decoration detail\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 4: 告别枯燥的浴室氛围 (第 5 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-soft-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eWHY IT GETS A LAUGH\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eSimple. Silly. Surprisingly Useful.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eInstead of sitting on a shelf, this cheeky Santa dispenser becomes a functional part of your sink setup, making everyone smile twice a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 5 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/5_42a10c2a-bbbd-4a95-b700-ca90f2a7e960.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Simple twist and squeeze mechanism demonstration\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 5: 适合全家人的节日欢笑 (第 6 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-red\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eHOLIDAY BATHROOM FUN\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eA Little Laugh for the Whole Family\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003ePlace it by the sink during the Christmas season for an unexpected surprise that brings joy and laughter to kids and adults alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 6 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/6_0b99e493-8c00-47cb-af22-ad547b219560.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Family holiday bathroom funny atmosphere display\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 6: 正面可爱与背面恶搞细节 (第 7, 8 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-soft-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003ePLAYFUL DESIGN DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eCute From the Front. Cheeky From the Back.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eThe joke is built directly into Santa's design, creating an unmistakably hilarious holiday bathroom accessory that never fails to amuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 7 与 8 组合解密 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/7_6f6620e2-d876-4e49-9255-85608a935050.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Santa Claus front cute design detail\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12px!important;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/8_55e36632-e9b9-44c7-aed1-45e02acc3d54.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Santa Claus cheeky back dispensing detail\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CARD 7: 核心特色解析 (第 9 图) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-green\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003ePRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eWhat Makes Cheeky Claus Different?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eCrafted from durable, food-safe washable material that easily transfers between toothpaste tubes all season long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 配图 9 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4891\/8950\/files\/9_b339fa2b-4601-4200-a6d6-6406781947af.png?v=1793083535\" alt=\"Cheeky Claus product material and specs breakdown\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CUSTOMER REVIEWS CARD --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-soft-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003eCUSTOMER REVIEWS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eThe Kind of Gift People Talk About\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eSee why everyone is adding Cheeky Santa to their holiday shopping list!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-moments-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-moment-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEmily R.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Put this in my husband's stocking and everyone laughed so hard! Best Christmas gag gift ever.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-moment-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMichael D.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Bought for White Elephant. It was stolen 3 times during the party. Absolute hit!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-moment-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJessica M.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“The kids find Santa at the sink so funny. Brushing teeth is now easy without nagging!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SPECIFICATIONS TABLE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-info\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cb-section-kicker\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003e📋 TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"cb-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eProduct Name\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003eCheeky Santa Toothpaste Topper Dispenser\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003eWashable, Non-Toxic High-Grade Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eCompatibility\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003eFits Most Standard Screw-Neck Toothpaste Tubes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eReusability\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003e100% Reusable \u0026amp; Washable\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003e1 × Cheeky Santa Toothpaste Dispenser Attachment\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ SECTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-info\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cb-section-kicker\"\u003eBEFORE YOU ORDER\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003e❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003eQ: Does toothpaste come included with the topper?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eA: No. Toothpaste and toothbrush are shown for demonstration purposes. The package includes the Santa topper attachment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003eQ: Will it fit every single brand of toothpaste?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eA: It is designed to fit most standard threaded toothpaste tube necks. Extremely wide flip-cap tubes may vary by brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003eQ: How do I clean and wash the dispenser?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eA: Simply unscrew it from the tube and rinse under warm water to clean away residue before reuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- AUTHENTICITY GUARANTEE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-authenticity\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎅 Cheeky Holiday Quality Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with safe, washable materials and fun festive detailing. Order directly through official store listings for verified quality and fast delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CTA (写死固定包邮文案) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cb-final\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBring a Little Mischief to the Morning Routine! 🎅🎄\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA festive bathroom surprise that's funny, giftable, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#product-form\" class=\"cb-button\"\u003eGET YOUR CHEEKY CLAUS NOW →\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-trust\"\u003e🚚 Free Shipping Over $49.98 · 📦 Tracked Shipping · 🔒 Secure Checkout · 💬 Official Quality Guarantee\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"HYL","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1 Get 1 Free-2PCS🎅","offer_id":63262577328209,"sku":"NC021826102712011-圣诞老人拉屎牙膏*2","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/2319\/1633\/files\/1_0425ff2b-a634-401b-8df2-7d67fad8b268.png?v=1793170239","url":"https:\/\/viqzet.com\/products\/cheeky-santa-funny-toothpaste-topper-dispenser","provider":"viqzet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}