{"product_id":"unny-santa-butt-tissue-box-pull-a-tissue-get-a-laugh","title":"🎅unny Santa Butt Tissue Box – Pull a Tissue, Get a Laugh 😂","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"width:100%;max-width:820px;margin:0 auto;background:#fffdf8;color:#38312d;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:1.65;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:40px 17px 25px;text-align:center;background:linear-gradient(145deg,#a12835,#671b25);color:#fff;border-radius:20px;margin-bottom:12px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;margin-bottom:10px;padding:6px 13px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.12);border-radius:30px;color:#ffe1b5;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      🎅 CHRISTMAS DECOR • TISSUE HOLDER • INSTANT LAUGHS\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch1 style=\"margin:0;color:#fff;font-size:34px;line-height:1.1;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Pull a Tissue.\u003cbr\u003e\n      Try Not to Laugh.\n    \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:640px;margin:12px auto 0;color:#f9eaeb;\"\u003e\n      Santa has officially found the most ridiculous way possible to hold your tissues.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:640px;margin:9px auto 0;color:#f9eaeb;\"\u003e\n      Part Christmas decoration, part everyday tissue holder and completely impossible to ignore.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:16px;padding:12px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.10);border-radius:12px;color:#fff;\"\u003e\n      😂 Funny tissue dispensing\u003cbr\u003e\n      🎄 Festive Santa design\u003cbr\u003e\n      🎁 White Elephant worthy\u003cbr\u003e\n      🏠 Home, office or holiday display\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#ffe1b5;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片1：Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box 主图】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- CORE JOKE --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#fff;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      YES, THE TISSUES REALLY COME OUT THERE\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#2d463c;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      The Joke Is\u003cbr\u003e\n      Built Right In.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      Put ordinary tissues inside and pull them directly from Santa's exaggerated backside.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:9px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      Every time someone reaches for a tissue, the dispensing point becomes part of the joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:14px;padding:13px;background:#fff4e8;border-left:4px solid #d98545;border-radius:10px;color:#67584d;\"\u003e\n      😂 The kind of Christmas decoration guests notice without you having to explain it.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#9a6443;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片2：A Punchline with Every Tissue — 核心抽纸笑点】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_151e3331-3a16-48d3-9326-26a99885d078.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Tissues dispensing from funny Santa decoration\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- SANTA DESIGN --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#f8f1e8;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      NOT EXACTLY THE SANTA YOU REMEMBER\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#2d463c;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      A Cheeky Take\u003cbr\u003e\n      on Christmas Santa.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      The classic red suit and Santa hat make the holiday theme instantly recognizable.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:9px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      Then the face-down pose and exaggerated backside make it anything but traditional.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:3px;padding:7px 10px;background:#fff;border-radius:30px;font-size:12px;color:#61564f;\"\u003e🎅 Classic Red Suit\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:3px;padding:7px 10px;background:#fff;border-radius:30px;font-size:12px;color:#61564f;\"\u003e🎄 Holiday Styling\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:3px;padding:7px 10px;background:#fff;border-radius:30px;font-size:12px;color:#61564f;\"\u003e😂 Ridiculous Pose\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#9a6443;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片3：A Cheeky Take on Santa — 产品细节】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_343d5b4c-4d60-489f-a88f-7e674fc9bdba.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny reclining Santa tissue box\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- HOME \/ OFFICE --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#fff;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      ACTUALLY USEFUL • UNNECESSARILY FUNNY\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#2d463c;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Everyday Tissues.\u003cbr\u003e\n      Holiday Personality.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      Put Santa where you'd normally keep tissues and turn an everyday household item into part of your Christmas decorating.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:15px;padding:12px;background:#f6f7f3;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🛋️ Living Room\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:#f6f7f3;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      💻 Office or Desk\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:#f6f7f3;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🎄 Holiday Display Area\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:#f6f7f3;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🎉 Christmas Party Setup\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#9a6443;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片4：Everyday Use, Holiday Personality — 家居\/办公室场景】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_794068cd-a291-4bde-b9b8-e1938687ab69.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder in home\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- CAR --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#edf4f0;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      TAKE THE JOKE ON THE ROAD\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#285b48;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Christmas Cheer\u003cbr\u003e\n      for the Car Too.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#68726c;\"\u003e\n      When suitable space allows, Santa can add holiday personality to a vehicle interior while keeping tissues nearby.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:14px;padding:13px;background:#fff;border-left:4px solid #5a9477;border-radius:10px;color:#5e6963;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n      🚗 Keep the decoration securely positioned and away from driver visibility, controls, pedals, airbags and seat-belt operation.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#557766;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片5：Christmas Cheer for Your Car — 车内场景】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/8_9f9442a4-4429-4fef-b565-97fa81d2fcde.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder car decoration\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:30px 17px;background:linear-gradient(145deg,#a32935,#6b1c26);color:#fff;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#ffe1b5;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      WHEN A NORMAL CHRISTMAS GIFT IS TOO BORING\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#fff;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      White Elephant\u003cbr\u003e\n      Material? Absolutely.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#f8e9eb;\"\u003e\n      If the goal is to make the room laugh before the gift is even fully explained, Santa is ready.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:15px;padding:12px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.09);border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🎁 Secret Santa\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.09);border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      😂 White Elephant\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.09);border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🧑‍💼 Coworker Gift\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:7px;padding:12px;background:rgba(255,255,255,.09);border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\n      🎄 Christmas Party Surprise\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#ffe1b5;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片6：A Gift for the Prankster — 礼物场景】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_209ba247-44d2-4d98-a1b5-ed4800c845a2.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box Christmas gift\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- SOCIAL --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#fff8ec;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES WHERE THE TISSUES COME FROM\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#2d463c;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Ready for\u003cbr\u003e\n      the Festive Close-Up.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:11px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      The joke works especially well when someone sees the tissue dispensing point for the first time.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:9px 0 0;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n      Leave Santa on display for party photos, short videos or that inevitable moment when a guest says:\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:15px;padding:15px;background:#fff;border-radius:12px;color:#8e303a;font-size:18px;font-weight:900;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      “WAIT... THE TISSUE COMES OUT WHERE?!” 😂\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:17px;color:#9a6443;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n      😊【图片7：Ready for a Festive Close-Up — 社交\/拍照收尾】\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_c8f1162f-64ef-4cf1-ba0f-d7f1118bfbfa.jpg?v=1792552756\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder Christmas party decoration\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto!important;margin:8px 0 0;border-radius:17px;\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- PACKAGE --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#fff;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      PACKAGE\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#2d463c;font-size:27px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      What's Included?\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:15px;padding:14px;background:#f7f3ed;border-radius:12px;color:#514841;\"\u003e\n      🎅 \u003cstrong\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:28px 17px;background:#f7f4ef;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#a32935;text-align:center;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      GOOD TO KNOW\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 18px;color:#2d463c;text-align:center;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Frequently Asked Questions\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails style=\"border-top:1px solid #ded7cf;border-bottom:1px solid #ded7cf;\"\u003e\n      \u003csummary style=\"padding:16px 2px;color:#754047;font-weight:800;cursor:pointer;\"\u003e\n        Does it actually dispense tissues?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;padding:0 0 16px;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n        Yes. It is designed as a decorative tissue holder, with tissues pulled through the dispensing opening at the rear of the Santa figure.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #ded7cf;\"\u003e\n      \u003csummary style=\"padding:16px 2px;color:#754047;font-weight:800;cursor:pointer;\"\u003e\n        Where can I use it?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;padding:0 0 16px;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n        The supplied product imagery positions it for living rooms, offices, desks, holiday displays and suitable vehicle locations.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #ded7cf;\"\u003e\n      \u003csummary style=\"padding:16px 2px;color:#754047;font-weight:800;cursor:pointer;\"\u003e\n        Is it suitable for gift exchanges?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;padding:0 0 16px;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n        Its humorous design makes it particularly suited to Secret Santa, White Elephant and other lighthearted Christmas gifting.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #ded7cf;\"\u003e\n      \u003csummary style=\"padding:16px 2px;color:#754047;font-weight:800;cursor:pointer;\"\u003e\n        Are tissues included?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;padding:0 0 16px;color:#706761;\"\u003e\n        The supplied package list only confirms one Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box. It does not confirm tissues as included.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- NOTES --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:24px 17px;background:#fff7e9;margin-bottom:12px;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color:#8b3b3f;\"\u003e❗ Please Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 0;color:#6e625a;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n      • Slight measurement differences may occur due to manual measurement.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:5px 0 0;color:#6e625a;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n      • Actual color may vary slightly because of lighting and screen differences.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n  \u003csection style=\"padding:36px 17px;text-align:center;background:linear-gradient(145deg,#a32935,#661a24);color:#fff;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 7px;color:#ffe1b5;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e\n      🎅 CHRISTMAS COULD USE A LITTLE MISCHIEF\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;color:#fff;font-size:29px;line-height:1.12;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      Give the Tissue Box\u003cbr\u003e\n      a Sense of Humor.\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:610px;margin:11px auto 18px;color:#f8eaeb;\"\u003e\n      Put Santa on the desk, table or gift pile and wait for someone to discover where the tissues come from.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ca href=\"#product-form\" style=\"display:inline-block;padding:14px 27px;background:#f4cf8c;color:#592027;text-decoration:none;border-radius:30px;font-size:16px;font-weight:900;\"\u003e\n      BRING HOME CHEEKY SANTA\n    \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"vvvv","offers":[{"title":"One","offer_id":63124535574609,"sku":"YM01492610222006-圣诞老人餐巾纸","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/2319\/1633\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792741986","url":"https:\/\/viqzet.com\/products\/unny-santa-butt-tissue-box-pull-a-tissue-get-a-laugh","provider":"viqzet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}